The Classic Porn
The Classic Porn
Xterminator
“Macho Man” sex comes to life in The Xterminator, as male fantasies are portrayed non-stop throughout this shot-on-video feature. Big busts, big blondes and burning brunettes are ready, willing and more than able to satisfy each guy’s sexual needs, and they never ask for anything more than a wet shot in return. Some knowledge of the mainstream film The Terminator is necessary, as the plot here is minimal. Tony Martin plays the X-rated version of Arnold What’shisname’s box office smash. The mono-syllable Martin visits the Pleasure Palace to witness human sex, and hostess Patti Petite takes him for a tour of what seems like the ultimate male dream. All the sex here —and there’s a lot— caters to every post-puberty male fantasy. There’s boy/girl, girl/girl, three-ways, anal, and a feature-ending marathon where the robotic Martin runs from woman to woman until all four have a taste of his motor oil. The action comes fast and furious, and the attractive cast adds to the eroticism. The sex more than makes up for what is lacking in plot and production quality (some muffled audio, scenes out of focus and voice dubs). The cast gives it their all, especially Martin in the last scene, and the ending has a nice twist. But The Xterminator is not recommended for couples, as women may find the shallow characters and sex-for sex’s sake attitude unappealing.
Lenght: 01:16:15
Year: 1986
Director: Adam
Starring:
Chanel Price
Whore Of The Worlds
Les Esclaves Sexuelles
Jean-Francois brings back from his travels sexual slaves that he has installed in the apartment where they wait for his good pleasure. Here we are again plunged into the world of “The Man is a Pacha” dear to Claude Bernard-Aubert. As to any quality collector, it happens that we introduce to Jean-Francois “rare object.
Lenght: 01:03:06
Year: 1979
Director: Claude Bernard-Aubert
Starring:
Amanda
Hot Nights In The Caribbean
Shot entirely in the Caribbean with considerable means, this brilliant Francis Leroi film takes us in a satisfying universe of lewdness orgies and insane depravity. In a dream paradise, a wealth of beautiful women real breasts and bushy toisons, make this film such a triumph successfully
Lenght: 01:24:49
Year: 1981
Director: Francis Leroi
Starring:
Jack Gatteau
Wacky World Of X-rated Bloopers
Sixty nine. A telling number, don’t you think? that’s the complete cast listing for this fascinating new video from Gourmet. A highly abridged sampling can be found above this review, and I’m sure you’ll agree there isn’t a bad apple in the bunch. Kudos to Ron Wasserman for assembling the results from the inexhaustible supply of way footage from the Gourmet vaults. Wacky World is a far cry form just another blooper reel —aside from the flubbed lines, failed erections, and impossible-to-maintain positions, this item also provides a (pardon the pun) penetrating look behind the scenes of the adult film business. Of particular interest are snippets where Ron Jeremy gets quite pissed when the cameras roll before his famous hard-on gets hard, and director Bobby Hollander scolds the cast for too much chatter and not enough obeying his commands. Herchel Savage imparts his philosophy of love to Misty Regan in between takes, not realizing his comments are captured on tape forever. A must see for hardcore fans!
Lenght: 01:06:34
Year: 1989
Director: N/A
Starring:
Amber Lynn