Monthly Archives: May 2013
This place may be a bit tough to find, but people drive in from all around to see our shows. Long haul truckers, traveling salesmen, spurned husbands…they all know the place. Those bikers over there? Harmless, though I suggest you don’t stare. Keep your eyes on the screen, which shouldn’t be hard. You will see the steamiest, fleshiest, and most triple X-rated films direct from California and New York City. Popcorn? Sorry, I don’t think that machine works anymore. Welcome to the Dirty Drive In.
If you like your hardcore with a touch of mesquite, then Twilight Cowboy may be the flick for you. A rancher named Carl Jenkins hires a drifter to set fence posts, but the rancher’s wife, Mona, has other plans for the hired hand. You see, Mona is an unhappy western housewife who spends her days with her own guy in the sack because “all my husband cares about is cows.” Indeed, as rancher Carl himself says, “I sure have some purty cows!” When the hard-working rancher (who spends all but thirty seconds of the movie driving around in his pickup truck) goes off to the Big Auction, Mona calls her neighbor, Dolores, over to have “one of them there orgies” with her guy and the new hired hand. But the Big Auction has been canceled! And when rancher Carl returns early and catches Mona setting the drifter’s fence post up her crotch, he does what any self-respecting western rancher would do — he goes for his gun. Happily, a jump cut spares us the carnage, but you can bet your boots sagebrush justice will be served. Pardner, this is no Hud but, then again, Hud had no big-titted Dolores in it, either.
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Scared Stiff – 1984. 67m. Lisa De Leeuw, Colleen Brennan, Linda Shaw. Great early video production follows a house full of big titted sluts, and one is a gost!
Director: Linda Shaw
This is a great collection of the Asian starlets of the past. From classic porn movies of the day, to grainy loops that were seen in seedy arcades. This is a great collection, that shows what things were like in our parents days.