Monthly Archives: March 2013
Murray, credited under her Linda L’Amour pseudonym, toplines as a NYC cop, with the “Dragnet” theme playing. It’s amusing that in the supporting cast, is journeyman porn actor Jack Webb (credited as usual under his nom de film Chris Kissen) -probably a coincidence or somebody at Porn Central Casting was on the ball. She arrests vagrant Marc Stevens relaxing on a park bench and as usual the film turns to improv “comedy” as he hams it up, replete with Top Hat prop. It’s not long before Murray gives him a b.j. Her next encounter is when a phony phone repairman shows up at the jail and fucks her at knife point. Stevens masturbates in his cell watching them and a pattern develops, as about half the money shots in the movie are faked. Judith Hamilton is picked up by Leslie as a panhandler, cueing lesbian action at the station house, and later she’s locked up with Stevens to generate a straight sex scene. En route to breaking up a domestic disturbance, Leslie is waylaid by a very young Eric Edwards, who throws her into the back seat of his limo and has his way with her. By this time it’s a sex in name only, since Murray is very enthusiastic in helping him get off. Director “Roger Stud” stages this sequence in an extremely unconvincing manner, with a set representing the back seat which is way too large and brightly lit to be real. She finally arrives when Cindy West has already reconciled with her bickering old man, resulting in an impromptu threesome. Open ending to these vignettes implies that a series of Leslie the cop movies could have resulted.
Director: Leon Gucci
Wife is poisoned and returns from the grave to delete her assassins with mind fuck.A bumbling ninja/thief unwittingly lets loose a dangerous curse when robbing a wealthy man’s crib. Rich Guy employs a black magic sorcerer to try to contain and control the hex for his own nefarious purposes, while Rich Guy’s wife is recruited by a monk to help stop the spread of the curse. The Wife gets in the way of Rich Guy’s plan and hatches a (successful) scheme to have her offed. Bumbling Ninja/Thief comes along again, this time to steal from the newly deleted corpse of Rich Guy’s wife, and inadvertently raises her from the deleted, at which point Corpse Wife offers Ninja/Thief a deal – she will spare his soul if he helps her defeat Rich Guy and Evil Sorcerer. Oh…and there’s some hardcore sex scenes thrown in for good measure too…
Director: Mah Wu Tu
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