The Classic Porn
The Classic Porn
Schwanzgeile Franzosinnen
Charlie Schreiner and Richard Lemieuvre go on a skiing holiday. They fall in with two blondes, Diane Dubois and Valeire Martin’s, and have lots of fun with them. When the two girls leave the two men finally have a go at skiing and break their legs. In the hospital, however, the nurses, Barbara Moose, Cathy Stewart and Brigitte Lahaie, are very friendly and the doctor joins in the orgy.
Lenght: 00:57:06
Year: 1978
Director: Claude Pierson
Starring:
Richard Lemieuvre
Celestine, bonne a tout faire…
Sex comedy from Jess Franco actually has the same source of Luis Bunuel’s Diary of a Chambermaid but this here goes for way more laughs. The police raid a brothel and a prostitute (Lina Romay) escapes into the countryside. The woman, Celestine, ends up at a rich folks house where she ends up sleeping with two of the servants who then get her a job as a maid. Before long Celestine is sleeping with everyone trying to bring some joy to their lives. I was really letdown with this film after reading some positive reviews for it. Romay is cute and charming as always but the supporting cast, including Pamela Stanford, Monica Swinn and Howard Vernon are rather dull. There are some funny moments but not enough to fill the 93-minute running time. The best scene is when Romay is trying to rest in the morning but at least seven people show up for sex. Each time a new one knocks at the door she must try and hide the one she’s currently sleeping with.
Lenght: 01:33:38
Year: 1974
Director: Jesus Franco
Starring:
Lina Romay
Mad Sex
Dream’s House Party
“Everybody’s dreamin’ down in the hood. Dreamin’ ’bout some juicy sweet booty, that’s gonna feel sooooo good! Now there’s this woman, Dream’s her name, ‘n makin’ you scream, is the pleasure of her game! So come on down, take a taste and get sweaty, ’cause Dream’s gonna make all the boys shoot their wad jus’ when dey’z ready.”
Lenght: 01 h 08 min 52 sec
Year: 1995
Director: Ron Hightower
Starring:
Dream
