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Flesh & Laces
This wild and wacky sex comedy from 1983 stars Jamie Gillis as an incredibly wealthy old man who’s dying from some sort of terminal illness. Not one to go quietly into that good night, Jamie uses his money to buy himself some last-minute thrills. He wires up his home with video cameras, then tells his heirs that none of them will get any money when he dies. Unless, that is, they provide him with a first-rate sex scene that he can observe from the comfort of his hospital bed.
Okay, so none of this seems very likely. It does provide a decent framework for the frolicking to follow, and that’s all that really matters, anyway. Highlights include an early scene with Shauna Grant as a naive young model who’s coerced into action by Dan Fisher in a high-octane outing. John Stagliano shows off his rough side when he interviews thick-set brunette Cathy Coffer for a secretarial position. John throws her on the bed and tears her clothes off as a prelude to their amorous encounter.
Luscious Linda Rose Kimball shines in a feverish fourway with a trio of studs, while Joey Silvera brings in a pair of hard-charging hookers who he (after some side business) watches delve into a lesbian liaison. In the end, Joey hooks up with Tamara Longley in a frantic finale, but the ending only leaves the plot unresolved. Looks like you’ll just have to wait for the second edition to see who gets the cash! A fast-paced, fun-filled romp with some surprisingly rough edges.
Lenght: 01:31:00
Year: 1983
Director: Carlos Tobalina
Starring:
Shauna Grant
Bangkok Connection
Betrayed Teens
Linda is abducted by bikers and her mother contacts a private-dick to find her. Turns out Linda wasn’t abducted at all, but was hanging out with the bikers of her own accord. When the gang realizes that the mother concocted the “abduction” story, they decide to go back with Linda in tow to mess with Linda’s parents…
Lots of goofiness in this one – first off, Linda is played by some French speaking hooker whose heavy accent is played off as a by-product of her going to school in France. The plot is pretty weak and only serves as the barest of threads to hold together the several sex scenes. On the good side – the hardcore scenes are pretty good and erotic, and there is a bit of extra sleaziness towards the end where the gang whips Linda’s mom and forces her to give an inter-racial blowjob, and where Linda decides to go down on her pops as revenge
Lenght: 00:57:20
Year: 1977
Director: Shaun Costello
Starring:
Shaun Costello
Swedish Erotica Vol.125
In the early ’70′s Caballero was a small start up company, specializing in filming and distributing hardcore adult stag movies. It was an unenlightened era, with uncontrolled censorship permanently closing most adult businesses. Caballero however, preserved, grew and prospered. But it became an overnight sensation when they decided to produce a new 8MM film series called “Swedish Erotica”. This new series showcased the most exciting and salacious porn stars of that time. John Holmes, Seka, Aunt Peg, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and countless others performed their most erotic scenes for these early subtitled home movies. With the advent of video and the personal VCR Caballero’s success was meteoric. Hundreds of scenes were shot and released to a grateful world of aroused viewers and serious collectors. We have now carefully combed our extensive archives of classic Swedish Erotica film and video, and selected the nastiest, raunchiest and most infamous scenes and present them to you in this unique Four Hour format. It’s our way to saying thanks to all our many fans!
Lenght: 01 h 28 min 19 sec
Year: 1995
Director: N/A
Starring:
Bunny Bleu
Talk Dirty to Me 4
The hot and horny mermaid from ‘Talk Dirty To Me 3′ returns, but this time she’s brought along some of her sister mermaids to sample the salacious sins of the Big City. Unfortunately, the city water becomes poisonous to them and they must return home. Alas, buxom mermaid Vanessa D’Oro’s quest for sexual gratification has led her astray. The mermaids seek out Jack, her original tutor in torrid titillation, to help them track down the wayfaring waif. Jack soon finds himself in another sensual series of encounters with both mermaids and real women. In the end, the mermaids get what’s coming to them — and then some. They might not make it back to the water, but they still manage to stay plenty wet!
Lenght: 01:12:57
Year: 1985
Director: Ned Morehead
Starring:
Taija Rae