Monthly Archives: April 2013
The Coming Thing
Lewd Linda (in a Julie Christie hairdo) arrives in San Francisco looking for a job. She thinks she’d like to try professional modeling buy a photographer talks her into nude modeling: “It’s art! Erotica! A turn-on! Sex is a beautiful thing!” She agrees to do “a few test shots” with gawky male model Bob which translates as gulping Bob’s baloney as the sleazeball photographer shouts encouragement: “Move your head more, Linda…Swallow it!” She’s then impaled,doggie-style, while simultaneously giving the photographer a knob job, leading to a sloppy dose-up of Bob’s coming thing. Next, at the house of “this other guy,” Linda admires “the biggest, most far-out pillows” she’s ever seen. “Really psychedelic!” she enthuses, leading, of course, to some pillow plowing in front of an early VCR. Another job imeririew,this time with a Mr. Dodge (whose company is called “Funky Sam”),ends in a wet three-way with Linda, a secretary, and Dodge’s coming thing. Then it’s off toa neighbor’s apartment for a basic, all-o Jt, on-the-floor orgy with many coming things. Oddly, it’s all a flashback told by a buck-toothed blonde to her enthusiastic but than hunky stud until he,too, displays his coming thing. Wear your raincoat.
Lenght:
Year: 1972
Director: David Gerber
Starring:
Julie Christie
Eine Versaute Familie
Das Madchen Mit Der Heissen Masche
Rolf (Michael Cromer), a sex-advice columnist and a lecher, has affairs with numerous women, but never a permanent relationship. Suzanne, one of his ex-lovers, offers to bet that no woman can get Rolf to propose marriage, a bet her girlfriend Andrea (Sybil Danning) eagerly accepts. But there’s a catch: To win the bet, Andrea must get the womanizing Rolf to commit to marriage without first going to bed with him.
Lenght:
Year: 1972
Director: Hans Billian
Starring:
Sybil Danning
All The Ds Angels
Forgotten cult director Peter Balakoff delivers a kink-filled odyssey into the pulp paperback world of witchcraft. A shrink is running a hooded sex magic witch coven and takes advantage of cute girls in every way possible.
Lenght:
Year: 1976
Director: Peter Balakoff
Starring:
Candace Bowen
Private Private
Private Private features hard-up hero Jefferson Figg, (Ric Lutze) a private detective who has his own theme song. Figg is set up as the fall guy in a bank heist and balls his way through a cast of starlets and harlots searching for clues. High on energy (but low on talent) this carnal comedy features a lesbian named tester, an outdoor sex romp and a “gas” bomb. Miss Bond plays “Hilda McTash” who takes Figg to her ’’playroom”. She also has a steamy 3-way involving an oriental beauty. This is a whodunit in which everybody “does it”!
Lenght:
Year: 1972
Director: N/A
Starring:
Rene Bond