Monthly Archives: June 2013
The Best Of Everything
Next we have The Best of Everything, not to be confused with the 1959 Joan Crawford potboiler. This plotless succession of couplings comes with live sound (the better to hear impromptu giggles and off-camera directions) and a dispassionate narrator who introduces each loop as a shining example of porno expertise circa 1970. Things look up (as it were) as none other than CANDY SAMPLES, the Grandmother of Gobblers, turns up in a scene our narrator introduces as “phenomenal.” In boner-friendly closeup, her aged tongue whirls like an outboard motor, and her trim, two-toned love stubbles (part auburn, part gray) prove to be the best groomed of the lot. You gotta hand it to Candy; even in her journeyman days, the woman exuded class. Ms. Samples returns for an encore performance during the grand finale, a five person schtup-a-thon during which a moaning, groaning, mop-topped lummox gets his staff of righteousness righteously preyed upon by two chortling teeny-boppers. The twitching guy literally squeals like a pig, much to the amusement of his alluring tormentors, each of whom displays dense webworks of knotted vaginal fibril.
Lenght:
Year: 1974
Director: N/A
Starring:
Andy Bellamy
Danish Schoolgirls 1
Cock’s to the bottom of their pretty sweet throats. But as you watch you will see & agree that these ballicking, cumloving oral sweet hearts take their best shots! A popular series of films about the Danish schoolgirls, with a considerable quantity of anal sex
Lenght:
Year: 1970
Director: N/A
Starring: N/A
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Fette Sahne
Strange Family
There’s a family reunion planned, but Paula Stewart seems strangely unenthusiastic. How come? “I’ll tell you if you let me eat you,” she tells her girl, in Strange Family.A flashback reveals that she was shocked when the massage parlor patron whose pocket she was picking turned out to be her Uncle Wayne. And Uncle Wayne was a bit surprised to recognize his niece after he’d gotten done porking her. Could cause family friction… Speaking of friction, Cousin Jack puts clothespins on Cousin Florie’s nipples before she goes down on him, just before another cousin shows up with a bag o’ whips & sex toys and gets it on with the two girls. Finally, everybody’s getting good and laid except uptight Cousin Maude. “Oh, suck cock, Maude!” everyone urges. Possibly it’s the sight of cousin Bart’s tres avant garde french tickler, but Maude finally gets hot. “Let’s put everything in the kitchen up her,” suggests someone, but they stick to the usual utensils.They’re using poor Maude for a picnic table when Uncle Wayne finally shows up and a final orgy leaves everybody with that good ol’ Mormon Tuesday Family Night glow.
Lenght:
Year: 1977
Director: N/A
Starring:
Clea Carson
