Monthly Archives: September 2013
Professor Of Sex Ed
What I planned to get into tonight, was a discussion of the clitoris, the prof announces over coffee and cookies, and then asks for a student volunteer. This whole business is carried on with such utter earnestness by everyone involved that the movie goes over the top by the back door, as it were. When the students retire to various rooms in the house with “assignments,” they maintain the same mood of educational seriousness, which works to Heighten the erotic quality of their sexual homework. The students read passages from The Sex Book and then apply what they’ve read hands-on. In the background throughout, some sort of Hopi flute-rattle-drum music plays softly, adding to the atmosphere of high endeavor. “External genital organs,” one cute co-ed writes in her notebook, then turns to her classmate with, “You think I should put ’cunt’ so he knows what I’m talking about?” The classmate thinks about it a moment and says, “Yeah,” as if it was indeed a good idea. In another room, a hippie chick blows her classmate while he very effectively reads Shakespeare aloud to her! The Deviate was delirious! He’s never seen anything quite like this before! All the girl students have that fresh frosh look, and mirabile dictu their enjoyment of the sexual activities they methodically engage in appears to be natural and real. An unbelievable Turn-On and a Collector’s Item if there ever was one!
Lenght:
Year: 1973
Director: N/A
Starring:
Daniel Harin
World Of Peeping Toms
A roving camera crew, doing a documentary on peeping toms, haunt garbage-strewn back alleyways. They interview a variety of degenerates (who look a little like Johnny Legend) The first lunk is outfitted in a tattered straw hat, trenchcoat and huge dark shades. They catch him in the act and give him the third degree. (“How long have you been peeping? Ever watch your girl get undressed?”) He briefly discusses his filthy habits then panics and runs away1 The camera pans into the window he was eyeballing and focuses on some hardcore lust courtesy of Rene Bond and a hired schlong. After Rene blows his fuse we meet another bearded loon with glasses (do I detect a pattern here?). This guy’s much more amiable. He prefers “college girls” and gives us a few helpful hints. Time for another sex tryst. A couple improvise some dialogue (bad move) then do the deed. Right in the middle the crew start asking questions. “Excuse me. do you mind people watching7″ “Not as long as they don’t interrupt.” says loverboy. The next prowler says peeping keeps him in shape. (He has taken up logging for easy getaways!) He prefers climbing up on rooftops with binoculars (“If you don’t see any action at least the view is nice …”) This leads to another gash bash as two well-nippled tramps bump bushes. The End.
Lenght:
Year: 1973
Director: N/A
Starring:
Carmel Monterey
Biz-arre Moods
Toilet masturbation, extreme whipping with a leather belt and a deep throat cock sucking three way. Take your pick, whatever your perversion it will be found in this non-stop collection of raw hardcore action.
Lenght:
Year: 1976
Director: N/A
Starring:
Gloria Leonard
Electrosex 1975
Paul, a grinning idiot suffering from male pattern baldness, happily tells his mangy friend Jim that he has created the perfect woman. “Alpha, Gamma and Delta” are three naked, stoned-looking -”robots” programmed for pleasure. The attractive trio are sexual Power Rangers who have “ON/OFF” buttons behind their ears – how he managed to create robots with tan lines is never explained …
Lenght:
Year: 1970
Director: Mike Henderson
Starring:
Cheri Rostand
