The Erotic Boutique
Tony, owner of The Erotic Boutique, turns girls on by selling them antique clothing â€” a perfectly reasonable premise for a porno movie. While getting head from a lovely â€™70s vixen, Tony says, “Give it a few more sucks, baby, and then climb aboard!” Thatâ€™s Tony for you! A character right out of a cheap TV commercial for aluminum siding or a car paint job. Of greater interest than Tony, however, is Tonyâ€™s shopgirl. You may recognize her as the sweet meat from He and She, the living end of nubility and nookie. She actually smiles with a cock in her mouth! As the poet Keats said, “A gal who really enjoys giving head is a joy forever.” The dialogue is cretinous. You can regularly overhear the director issuing commands to the confused actors and, in one unforgettable moment, after one actress asks a question and another actress doesnâ€™t respond, thereâ€™s an awkward silence until the first actress leans over and whispers, “Youâ€™re supposed to say, Try this, itâ€™s very prettyâ€™”â€” a line which the forgetful actress, after a beat, at long last delivers! If that ainâ€™t enough, the final scene is set at the beach â€” which is really the same room where the boutique props were set up, only now thereâ€™s a blanket on the floor! Only the â€™70s could have generated such a film. The Deviate luved it!
Director: T. Parker
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