Monthly Archives: April 2013
K-napped
A collection of European pornography, including toothless hook handed men, incites a cute couple into rabid fucking.
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Year: 1972
Director: N/A
Starring:
Suzanne Fields
Anal Power
A dick in your anus,a thrill for you and me.These words of our MAGMA girls are confirmed in this film of the well-known MAGMA quality.
Lenght:
Year: 1990
Director: Moli
Starring:
Isabelle Neyle
Brides Delight
In Bride’s Delight, a moronic hillbilly couple (who make Jethro and Ellie Mae Clampett look like rocket scientists) win a contest to Hollywood, the muffmunching capital of the world. Not used to the big city ways, our lovers visit a motion picture studio. Unfortunately, they pick Classy Sex Productions. They are quickly conned into performing in skin flicks by a smut peddler who looks like Santa Claus. The pair are shown the ropes by hardcore humpsters, Pete and Star (a real sex machine who’s all legs) who contribute a breathless bang. The newlyweds soon get distracted by their own hormones and contribute some sheetsurfing of their own.
Lenght:
Year: 1971
Director: N/A
Starring:
Sue Peters
The Love Garden
The Eternal Triangle receives the Grand Smut treatment in this high-octane erotic tale of a horny male’s attempt to drive a six-inch wedge between a loving lesbian couple. Any film that opens with the beautiful BARBARA MILLS enjoying a sensuous “hands-on” shower might be said to promise a lot and The Love Garden keeps its promise, and then some. When Mike (JASON YUKON, a.k.a. Jason Scott) sets eyes on Clare swimming in the pool of their apartment complex, he gets the hallelujah-hots — and who wouldn’t? Clare, as played by the deliriously cute and cuddly LINDA YORK, is as delectible a morsel as ever graced a skin flick. But, as hard as he tries, Mike gets nowhere with her. Why? Because she’s already deeply committed to lesbo roommate Inez (Miss Mills). How do we know? In one of the steamiest sapphic scenes in Smut History, Claire and Inez explore each other’s honeypot with such exquisite tenderness that their pubic hairs stand up and their labia get gooseflesh! That’s how we know. Spurred to greater passion by the idea of making Claire a healthy hetero by means of some hellacious humping, Mike persists in his seduction. When Claire loses her regular job, he takes her on as his personal secretary. Before long they’re playing tennis and going on picnics and you know what that means. Yup, in an explicit sex scene that pushes the softcore envelope to the breaking point, Claire discovers the joys of making love to a man. When she goes down on Mike, very little is left to the Deviate imagination, and when Mike positions his sapphic converter at Claire’s quivering portal, Smut history has reached the living end. You can forget the all-too-serious subtext involving women’s lib, the male ego, and lesbian confusion. You can also forget the melodramatic denouement in which Claire chooses Inez over Mike and the two dykes ride off into the sunset together. But Linda York’s as-close-as-she-ever-came-to-hardcore sex scene with Mike’s dick, this you’ll never forget! If 1971 was a banner year for Smut, a temporal blip before the line between softcore and hardcore was clearly drawn, then The Love Garden is Smut’s standard-bearer, a contender for the title of All Time Great Sex Film.
Lenght:
Year: 1971
Director: Mark Haggard
Starring:
Barbara Mills
Spaced Out
The nightcap, Spaced Out, has several things going for it, the biggest being Suzanne Fields. Fields found fame starring in Flesh Gordon. But porn ninjas know (and love) her for the dozens of triple-XXX films she did in the early seventies. In a genre known for women who couldn’t turn on a light bulb, she was a wonderful exception. Fields looked like a cross between Julie Newmar and Jennifer Aniston with her thin slender frame, cupcake breasts, and pouty scarlet lips. Best of all (unlike today’s bulimics), she appeared to really get off on having sex in front of a camera. She’s like a bottle of ketchup: shake her, turn her upside down, and she comes slow. In Spaced Out, Fields plays a troubled gal named Cleo. Cleo’s in love with her boyfriend, Jamie, but gets strung-out on dope. She falls under the spell of Burt, a middle-aged medicine dealer whose toupee deserves its own screen credit. Burt lures Cleo to his lime-green apartment, and introduces her to the soda can between his legs. He fucks her to shine his helmet. “Get on your knees!” he barks, then begins a ferocious rear assault. The scene ends with Cleo’s anguished oinks. Should she stay or stray? Although she loves Jamie. Cleo is addicted not only to dope but Burl’s stranger semen… Also featuring Mycle Brandy in a torrid threesome. This is the type of film Kleenex was made for.
Lenght:
Year: 1975
Director: N/A
Starring:
Nora Wieternik