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Massage En Sodomie Mineure
Love For Sale
Rick Cassidy and two stud buddies drop in at a suburban track house of ill repute in the quirky ’70s sexathon Love for Sale. Madame Amaryllis complains to them about hard times in the oldest profession, then brings out Rachel, Venus, Carmen, and Desiree, who proceed to introduce themselves, each in turn, like the first day of school. These intros, intercut with reaction shots of the studs, is some kind of funny. Madame Amaryllis conducts the whole business like a Tupperware party, but when one of the dudes brags that he plans to “fuck her till her eye teeth come out,” the school-teacherly Madame whacks him over the head with a double-dildo: “cute man, there will be no vulgarity in this house!” The Deviate doesn’t know whether that follows falls into the category of the vulgar or not, and he didn’t notice any eye teeth falling out, but the fucking and sucking is boner fide ’70s hardcore. In between sessions, Carmen does a complete Latin song and dance number in the spirit of the late, great Miranda.
Lenght:
Year: 1973
Director: Simon L. Egree
Starring:
Becky Sharpe
Ive Never Done This Before
The Pleasure Hunt 2
After rejecting her husband for the devious test he subjected her to in the first Pleasure Hunt, Ginger Lynn gets a letter from his attorney. When she goes to see him, he tells her that her husband has keeled over because of the depression brought on by her rejection. The good news is that he’s left her $1.5 million and another map. This map leads to Sasha Gabor, a guru who will prepare her to lead the world in the coming “Age of the Woman.” In the process of becoming a planetary leader, Gunger takes on all of the male stars listed in the credits, and as the film progresses, the heat goes up exponentially. Surreal sex scenes abound, and the loopy plot is lots of fun as it holds together some of the hottest moments of Ginger’s illustrious career.
Lenght:
Year: 1985
Director: Lawrence T Cole
Starring:
Ashley Welles
