Monthly Archives: July 2013
Your Neighborhood Doc
A pretty cute woman visits Your Neighborhood Doc with the usual complaint: every day, a cuckoo bird comes out of her snatch. Yes, that’s what she says. Naturally, the Doc — a staunch practitioner of heteropathic medicine — finds this most interesting. “Right out of this little hole?” he asks, zeroing in on the afflicted orifice. He first tries to coax the cuckoo bird out with his fingers. When that doesn’t work, he uses his tongue. He finally sends his cuckoo bird in after her cuckoo bird and the operation is a success. As the patient says while ogling his rigid manhood. “That’s the cuckoo bird I’ve been looking for!” Meanwhile, the Doc’s two lovely nurses take care of all the male patients who drop into the office. These guys all have cuckoo birds of their own and the nurses know exactly how to treat them. They begin with a therapeutic blowjob. Then comes the healing twat massage, applied to the face of mouth of the patient. This is followed closely by deep muscle stimulation, rhythmic probing, and a cum shot which usually cures the cuckoo bird of its rigor sexus, thank God. This one’s a hot howler from the bygone era of Lunatic Porn.You’d be cuckoo to miss it. When the Doc is done, The Pussy Hunters take over. While their husbands go hunting, horny housewives ANDY BELLAMY, “America’s Canned Corn Queen,” and BECKY SHARPE (nubile star of the smut classic The Teaser) cool their jets back in a cabin by playing in a bathtub with a floating dildo.
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Year: 1972
Director: N/A
Starring:
Keith Erickson
Innocent Girl
Strong Rays
Date With The D
Annette Haven Collection part1
Annette Haven was one of the first true porn superstars, a stunningly gorgeous guy with a wholesome, girl-next-door aura about her. Her fresh-scrubbed look made her the perfect choice for roles which called for an innocent, virginal cute woman. Annette had a strikingly pretty face, with deep brown eyes and a luciously full mouth. She had perfect medium-sized breasts and a delectable back side that was built to be put in motion. Collected here are some of Annette’s early, exceptionally rare loop and feature film scenes including The Egyptian Princess (where she takes on two hung black studs) and cute and Proper, where her tight pussy takes a whalloping from John Holmes’ 14 inches! Additional highlights include scenes with Linda Wong, interracial with Johnny Keyes and select scenes from Sheer Panties, “F”, Ultimate Pleasure, Between the Sheets, Easy Alice & more!
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Year: 1990
Director: N/A
Starring:
Annette Haven