Miss Laid Lovers
“This sure has been a romantic cruise, huh,” murmurs RIC LUTZE before he bursts out laughing. You will too, when you watch Miss Laid Lovers, an almost undecipherable potpourri of sex, suspense, mystery, sex, deception, and of course, sex. Watch a wonderful romantic cruise become a weird mystery cruise. The mystery: What’s going on here and why? “It’s not your job to understand why, d’you understand that?” growls the apparent ringleader of whatever it is that’s going on here. This should have been called “Mislaid Plot,” but who’s complaining? Not the Deviate, because the gals here are un-fucking-believable. Indeed, a cute and luscious JENNIFER WEST, who drops in at “Anthony’s Party” late in the flick, only takes fourth prize here, behind three of the most angelic blondes this side of Heaven. They are the saving grace of this mad, mad ’70s saturnalia, which also includes RICK CASSIDY as a priapic boatswain who plays a sea chantey on his mizzen dick in the stem of a playmate’s fo’c’sle. A sure-fire conversation piece for anyone’s collection!
Lenght:
Year: 1978
Director: N/A
Starring:
Angel Ducharme
The Sex Prophet
Two couples who’s relationships are hitting the low come looking for help to a mysterious sex guru. Cyndee Summers completely steals the show with her partner Rick Cassidy as their scenes are the highlight of this vintage classic. Guru leads the couples to a group orgy at the very end, a great culmination of the movie filled with facials and hot orgasms from the girls.
Lenght:
Year: 1973
Director: N/A
Starring:
Cyndee Summers
Goodtime Charli
One of her best vintage movies, Goodtime Charli is a great work from the late eighties that stars Charli from the title, and a star studded cast of young teen girls and hunky guys who go all out in the non-stop action from the interracial fucking in a car, to some amazing lesbian pussy eating and gorgeous scenes of steamy cumshots and hard pounded tight cunts.
Lenght:
Year: 1990
Director: Gordon Vandermeer
Starring:
Busty Belle
My Secretary I Love
J.J. Sachs is too much into his business reports and not enough into his wife. As a result, she’s on the sauce — and on a huge pink dildo, as well. Pretty soon, she exchanges that big pink dildo for the mustachioed gardener’s big pink hose. But hubby J.J. is not only into his reports. He’s also into secretary Joyce (LILLY FOSTER), who’s very good at taking dictation, as it were. His other secretary, Alice, is at home in bed with a cold. She calls in sick — which rhymes with dick — and that’s really what she’s home in bed with. (Her boyfriend’s, that is.) Now that makes three couplings, three sex scenes, all going on simultaneously, and the film simply shifts back and forth between these three Tor the rest of the way. But, oh, what a way!
Lenght:
Year: 1973
Director: Jack O. Vive
Starring:
Lilly Foster
Radio Biz-arr
A VHS rip from an early Magma movie. For the fans of Jeanie Pepper, one of her watersport movies she made in Europe.
Lenght:
Year: 1988
Director: Moli
Starring:
Janine de Groot