Strange Family
There’s a family reunion planned, but Paula Stewart seems strangely unenthusiastic. How come? “I’ll tell you if you let me eat you,” she tells her girl, in Strange Family.A flashback reveals that she was shocked when the massage parlor patron whose pocket she was picking turned out to be her Uncle Wayne. And Uncle Wayne was a bit surprised to recognize his niece after he’d gotten done porking her. Could cause family friction… Speaking of friction, Cousin Jack puts clothespins on Cousin Florie’s nipples before she goes down on him, just before another cousin shows up with a bag o’ whips & sex toys and gets it on with the two girls. Finally, everybody’s getting good and laid except uptight Cousin Maude. “Oh, suck cock, Maude!” everyone urges. Possibly it’s the sight of cousin Bart’s tres avant garde french tickler, but Maude finally gets hot. “Let’s put everything in the kitchen up her,” suggests someone, but they stick to the usual utensils.They’re using poor Maude for a picnic table when Uncle Wayne finally shows up and a final orgy leaves everybody with that good ol’ Mormon Tuesday Family Night glow.
Lenght:
Year: 1977
Director: N/A
Starring:
Clea Carson
Erotic Moments
Massage En Sodomie Mineure
Love For Sale
Rick Cassidy and two stud buddies drop in at a suburban track house of ill repute in the quirky ’70s sexathon Love for Sale. Madame Amaryllis complains to them about hard times in the oldest profession, then brings out Rachel, Venus, Carmen, and Desiree, who proceed to introduce themselves, each in turn, like the first day of school. These intros, intercut with reaction shots of the studs, is some kind of funny. Madame Amaryllis conducts the whole business like a Tupperware party, but when one of the dudes brags that he plans to “fuck her till her eye teeth come out,” the school-teacherly Madame whacks him over the head with a double-dildo: “cute man, there will be no vulgarity in this house!” The Deviate doesn’t know whether that follows falls into the category of the vulgar or not, and he didn’t notice any eye teeth falling out, but the fucking and sucking is boner fide ’70s hardcore. In between sessions, Carmen does a complete Latin song and dance number in the spirit of the late, great Miranda.
Lenght:
Year: 1973
Director: Simon L. Egree
Starring:
Becky Sharpe
