Wet And Wild
Missus Littles Dude Ranch
Saddle up, pardners, for a horny hoedown as “Boris Ballsitch,” a captain in the Russian Private Service, travels to America to experience our “capitalistic ways”. What better place than at a whorehouse? He winds up at “The Dude Ranch” and meets a cast of characters that sound like they walked off the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. There’s “Jack Ticklewell,” “Long John the Handyman,” and “Miss Little,” the golden-haired proprietor of the Nude, er, I mean Dude Ranch (played by Mona’s mum JUDY ANGEL) where Boris (a fat Wolfman Jack) look-alike with a sloppy accent and eyes) is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little’s nasty nymphos. After much vulgarity and hilarity (including a big poolside poke) his dick’s as shriveled up as Norman Bate’s mum. Boris finds out American girls are as addictive as Lays Potato Chips. Betcha can’t eat just one!
Lenght:
Year: 1972
Director: N/A
Starring:
Judy Angel
Your Neighborhood Doc
A pretty cute woman visits Your Neighborhood Doc with the usual complaint: every day, a cuckoo bird comes out of her snatch. Yes, that’s what she says. Naturally, the Doc — a staunch practitioner of heteropathic medicine — finds this most interesting. “Right out of this little hole?” he asks, zeroing in on the afflicted orifice. He first tries to coax the cuckoo bird out with his fingers. When that doesn’t work, he uses his tongue. He finally sends his cuckoo bird in after her cuckoo bird and the operation is a success. As the patient says while ogling his rigid manhood. “That’s the cuckoo bird I’ve been looking for!” Meanwhile, the Doc’s two lovely nurses take care of all the male patients who drop into the office. These guys all have cuckoo birds of their own and the nurses know exactly how to treat them. They begin with a therapeutic blowjob. Then comes the healing twat massage, applied to the face of mouth of the patient. This is followed closely by deep muscle stimulation, rhythmic probing, and a cum shot which usually cures the cuckoo bird of its rigor sexus, thank God. This one’s a hot howler from the bygone era of Lunatic Porn.You’d be cuckoo to miss it. When the Doc is done, The Pussy Hunters take over. While their husbands go hunting, horny housewives ANDY BELLAMY, “America’s Canned Corn Queen,” and BECKY SHARPE (nubile star of the smut classic The Teaser) cool their jets back in a cabin by playing in a bathtub with a floating dildo.
Lenght:
Year: 1972
Director: N/A
Starring:
Keith Erickson
