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Partouze collective pour sonophanes
Sitting in the lobby of a hotel, Christophe Clark sees two attractive female guests arrive. Then we see Marianne Aubert, a chambermaid, being accosted by Clark (in his waiter’s disguise) as she makes a bed. The bell boy has sex with the blonde guest, and so on and so on. Apart from the last name (Dunne Bert), the on-screen credits are identical to those of Écoles pour salopes très spéciales, that is Sonia Volle, Zaïda Moor, Jerome Zandron, Pascal Sifflet. Since Jérôme Vallin does appear it seems reasonable to assume that Jerome Zandron is meant to refer to him, but since the credits may have been re-used from yet a third film, it is unsafe to draw further conclusions. Free translation of the French cover text : “Princess Fatima El Ashram stays at the hotel Imperial et owns the most beautiful jewels of the world. The hotel becomes a centre of spies. To steel the jewels, they will replace the hotel employees and have an orgy together and learn to the princess all about pleasure and perversions….”
Lenght: 01:01:19
Year: 1985
Director: Gilbert Roussel
Starring:
Christine Chavert
Maisons Closes
Jacques Mortaise, CMD looking for fun, walk around in Pigalle to find a place where he will be able to satisfy his desires and to forget his troubles. He ends in a nightclub where, by spending a lot of banknotes, he spent a pleasant night.
On the early morning, a bit screwed, he leaves the nightclub in a happy mood. He is so euphoric that he does not notice that 2 hobos are following him determined to rob him. No sooner said than done. Some hours later, Jacques Mortaise find himself in a dustbin. A poor chap notices his confusion and decides to help him. Jacques still upset but first of all still drunk, considers that chap as the saviour of the human race. He decides to celebrate the event and want to thank him by inviting him in his home.
Both of them arrive in front of a splendid mansion where Jacques pretends to live. The ”saviour” is convinced that this idea is created by the drunken Champagne. Especially because Jacques cannot enter into the house, the 2 hobos took his keys and moved in his home, clearly decided to stay there.
“If we have to choice between closed house or brothel (in French “maison close” means a house that is closed and also a brothel) let’s go to one that I know and that will welcome us”, says Jacques. So they go to that very particular house where lovely residents will, in thousand different ways, help them to live their troubles down.
Lenght: 01:18:10
Year: 1975
Director: Lucien Hustaix
Starring:
Francoise Quentin
Diary Of A Bed
The premise evokes Diderot’s Les Bijou indiscret: a hoary old brass bed (animated through the device of a post-dubbed male voice) attempts to attract a “lady” mattress by regaling her with tales of the various trespasses that have jangled his aging springs. The first vignette involves the coupling of a Confederate soldier and a woman of ill repute. The pair dutifully performs the requisite sex acts to harpsichord accompaniment and the episode comes to an end when the soldier shoots his wad on the lady’s flank.
The second – and more elaborate – vignette occurs during Prohibition and centers around a young man enthralled with a book of novel sexual positions. In one instance, he attempts to convince his girlfriend to explore an unconventional act, but she refuses and they settle for a good old-fashioned screw. In a subsequent encounter, a sexy French maid enters the young man’s chambers and proceeds to swap oral services with him. After a while, another lady in Twenties regalia slinks into the room and begins to stroke herself while the couple copulates. The domestic soon invites the flapper to join in on the tryst, causing the young man to rush to his manual for advice. The three titillate and tongue each another in a variety of positions to the strains of jazz cues.
The final vignette in the film is narrated by the lady mattress and involves a young couple who make love at a bedding factory during a worker’s lunch break. The two perform the requisite numbers to a bossa nova beat; he finally comes inside of her (the close-up is distressingly phlegm-matic) and they conclude their romp by eating a sandwich. Back to the framing device, the horny headboard finally convinces the mattress to hop on the springs.
Lenght: 00:54:35
Year: 1972
Director: L. Wilson
Starring:
A Pumpin
The French Invasion
Cynthia’s (Sharon Kane) household will never be the same after being taken over by a crew from the French Cleaners, co. Her daughter, Dee Dee (Rebecca Bardoux) shows her appreciation for the two cleaners in a sizzling three-way. Little does she know the two cleaners are really fugitives from a failed robbery and their co-worker, Rita (Lana Sands) is really a hostage. As it turns out, Rita is a very willing hostage as she takes on each cleaner (T.T. Boy and Julian St. Jox) at different times during the day. The cleaners finally finish their work (if that’s what you’d call it) and depart just as Cynthia’s boyfriend, Max shows up. It turns out that Cynthia is away for the evening…. which gives Dee Dee and her friend, Monica (Nikki Shane), a chance to show Max what he has been missing.
Lenght: 01:19:38
Year: 1993
Director: N/A
Starring:
Rebecca Bardoux
Lady By Night
Danielle and Clint are an ordinary American couple living in France. But are they as innocent as they seem? Danielle may be lady by night but during the day she’s a first class slut working in Madame Margarite’s cathouse. To say she enjoys her work is an understatement! Along with Trixie (Nina Hartley) these gals show the French a thing or three about lovemaking. And where does this scintillating scenario end? Well, Trixie has an American client who reminds Danielle of her husband. No… it couldn’t be… . Or could it?
Lenght: h min sec
Year: 1987
Director: Henri Pachard
Starring:
Nina Hartley